Our Funny Collections

Be Careful I'm Too Fat to Run Away
Caution You Might Get Addicted to Me
Come At Me
Damn It Jim
Do Not Read the Next Sentence
Does This Shirt Make Me Look Bald
Don't Be a Richard
Don't Touch My Nuts
Drama Solver
Eat Trash Do Crime
Employee of the Month
Epic Fail
Everything is Terrible
First I Drink the Coffee and Then Fix the Broken Things
Frog
Has Someone Seen My Drill
Has Someone Seen My Hammer
I Dont Always Listen to My Wife
I Enjoy Long Romantic Walks to the Fridge
I Enjoy Romantic Walks to the Taco Truck
I Got Out of Bed for This
I Hate It When You Have to Be Nice to Someone
I Hate People
I Hate People and Pants
I Just Want to Drink Beer and Pet Dogs
I Like Cows and Maybe Like 3 People
I Like You But if Zombies Chase Us I'm Tripping You
I Love Hot Moms
I Love Peeing in the Shower
I May Be Old But I Got to See All of the Cool Bands Version 1
I Quit
I Run on Coffee and Cuss Words
I Still Know Better
I Survived Order 66
I Would Cuddle You So Hard
I Would Totally Be the First To Turn Into a Zombie
If I Was a Jedi
If It Ain't Broke It's About to Be
If Monday Had a Face I Would Punch It
If You Met My Family You Would Understand
If You're Going to Be Salty Bring Tequila
I'll Be in My Man Cave
I'll Be in the Barn
I'll Be in the Bathroom
I'll Be in the Garage
I'll Be in the Kitchen
I'll Be in the Shed
I'm Currently Unsupervised
I'm Fine Its Fine Everything is Fine
I'm Not a Hugger
I'm Not Bossy I'm the Boss
I'm Not Bossy I've Been Blessed with an Administrative Gift
I'm Not Crazy My Mother Had Me Tested
I'm Not Short I'm a People McNugget
I'm Okay I Come From a Strong Line of Lunatics
I'm Sorry Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud Version 1
I'm Sorry Did I Roll My Eyes Out Loud Version 2
I'm Trying to Be Awesome
I'm What Willis Was Talking About
Immature a Word Boring People Use
In My Defense I was Left Unsupervised
In My Experience I'm Right
Inhale Tacos Exhale Negativity
Introverts Social Distancing Champions
I've Got Stuff to Do in the Garage
Jenius
Let Me Drop Everything and Fix Your Problem
Let Me Pause My Game and Work on Your Problem
Local Legend
Looking at My Wife I Think Darn She is One Lucky Woman
Meh
My Blood Type is Coffee
My Girlfriend Says I Never Listen
My Level of Sarcasm
My Level of Sarcasm Depends on Your Level of Stupidity
Not a Morning Person
Not Working Here Anymore
Pfft
Please Be Patient with Me I'm from the 1900s
Pool Boy
Prefectionist
Probably Late for Something
Professional Overthinker
Professional Problem Solver
Proud Supporter of Messy Hair and Sweatpants
Right Now I'm in a Galaxy Far Far Away
Rocking It Old School
Role Model
Sarcasm Its How I Hug
Snuggle Slut
So Apparently I Have an Attitude
So Far this is the Oldest I've Ever Been
Sorry for What I Said Before Coffee
Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want to Come Version 1
Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want to Come Version 2
Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want to Come Version 3
Sorry I'm Late My Cat was Sitting on Me
Sounds Like Somebody has a Case of the Mondays
That's What She Said
The Force is Strong in This One
The Sass is Strong in This One
Thermostat Police
Tried to be Normal Once Worst Two Minutes of My Life
Trust Me I'm a Jedi
Warning Bad Parent
Warning I Do Dumb Things
Who Let Me Adult
Who's Awesome - This Guy
With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair
Woke Up Sexy as Hell Again
Wow Thats A Terrible Idea
YOLO